Mostly, the drugs.
Also: not getting hangovers.
Also: not getting hangovers.
Gorillas.
Also: lambs, puppies, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, pandas and goldfish.
Also: lambs, puppies, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, pandas and goldfish.
I drank too much and threatened suicide like the crazy chick that I am. Duh.
(Just kidding: I tend to do the dumping in my relationships. If there's one thing I've learned, it's better to do the hurting than to get hurt.)
Yay!
(Just kidding: I tend to do the dumping in my relationships. If there's one thing I've learned, it's better to do the hurting than to get hurt.)
Yay!
To be honest, there's not much that bothers me when it comes to the environment... But littering - cigarette butts and gum especially - drive me crazy. ESPECIALLY cigarette butts at the beach. It's SAND, not an ashtray.
If I ever have children, I will definitely make sure they learn how to drive when they're young. I waited until I was 26 and I"m pretty sure that's why I'm the horrible driver I am today. Well, that, and the fact that I blast the radio, sing at the top of my lungs and text message while going 90 mph on mountain roads...
That being said, we all know teenagers are crazy and think they're invincible. Plus, I got rear-ended by one once, so I'm all for locking them in the basement and not letting them do anything until they're a little more mature. Like me. :)
That being said, we all know teenagers are crazy and think they're invincible. Plus, I got rear-ended by one once, so I'm all for locking them in the basement and not letting them do anything until they're a little more mature. Like me. :)
- Mood:
working
Filet mignon and cookies. And wine.
Oh, wine... "I think I'll miss you most of all...."
Oh, wine... "I think I'll miss you most of all...."
This happened to me in grad school... People saw a good friend's wife kissing another guy. In addition, the wife had confided in me that she was corresponding excessively with an ex-boyfriend and that she wasn't sure where she wanted it to go blah blah blah.
EVERYONE was talking about and yet no one would tell the friend.
So one night, after a reading at the beach, we were walking back to our cars, and I decided i had to say something.
BIGGEST. MISTAKE. EVER.
Our friendship never recovered, and to this day, I regret ever saying a word. (Though I am happy to say they're still married and seemed to have figured stuff out from what I've heard.)
It is just not worth it to get involved in your friends' love lives. They have to figure things out for themselves. They'll just end up resenting you if you try to insert your opinion.
EVERYONE was talking about and yet no one would tell the friend.
So one night, after a reading at the beach, we were walking back to our cars, and I decided i had to say something.
BIGGEST. MISTAKE. EVER.
Our friendship never recovered, and to this day, I regret ever saying a word. (Though I am happy to say they're still married and seemed to have figured stuff out from what I've heard.)
It is just not worth it to get involved in your friends' love lives. They have to figure things out for themselves. They'll just end up resenting you if you try to insert your opinion.
Well, while it was hard to improve on "college daisy," I do think the removal of the tongue and lip piercing were probably a good idea. Also, I stopped dying my hair blonde.
And I'm a little more particular with the boys I date. ;) (just a little bit though.)
And I'm a little more particular with the boys I date. ;) (just a little bit though.)
Your mom.
Your mom.
Your Mom.
It's a tie between:
Galoshes
and
Monkey.
Galoshes
and
Monkey.
SAVAGE.
People always want to know if "Savage" is good or bad. Which is SO savage.
People always want to know if "Savage" is good or bad. Which is SO savage.
Using a sandwich bag for a condom.
It's not a secret that I am not a fan of hugging. I find it to be awkward and uncomfortable and full of touching, which I am also not a huge fan of.
So you'd THINK my answer to this question would be HELL NO. Sadly, that is not the case.
So you'd THINK my answer to this question would be HELL NO. Sadly, that is not the case.
So many to choose from....
Liberty High from My So-Called Life so that I can make out with Jordan Catalano in the boiler room.
Rydell High from Grease - so that I can break out into song and dance in the hallways.
East High from High School Musical - same reason as Rydell
The school from Twilight - so that I can make out with Edward and have him turn me into a vampire
West Beverly - no explanation needed
Hogwarts - again, no explanation needed
Capeside - so I can make out with Pacey
Bayside High - so I can make out with Mr. Belding.
Constance Billard: CHUCK BASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liberty High from My So-Called Life so that I can make out with Jordan Catalano in the boiler room.
Rydell High from Grease - so that I can break out into song and dance in the hallways.
East High from High School Musical - same reason as Rydell
The school from Twilight - so that I can make out with Edward and have him turn me into a vampire
West Beverly - no explanation needed
Hogwarts - again, no explanation needed
Capeside - so I can make out with Pacey
Bayside High - so I can make out with Mr. Belding.
Constance Billard: CHUCK BASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Acerbic
B: Bitter
C: Creative
D: Drinker
E: Emotional
F: Frivolous
G: Gregarious
H: Humane
I: Incendiary
J: Jester
K: Karaoke
L: Lethargic
M: Monkey
N: Niners
O: Open
P: Passioinate
Q: Quick
R: Rare
S: Shy
T: Trustworthy
U: Underestimated
V: Vin
W: Worrier
X: Xanax
Y: Young
Z: Zazie
B: Bitter
C: Creative
D: Drinker
E: Emotional
F: Frivolous
G: Gregarious
H: Humane
I: Incendiary
J: Jester
K: Karaoke
L: Lethargic
M: Monkey
N: Niners
O: Open
P: Passioinate
Q: Quick
R: Rare
S: Shy
T: Trustworthy
U: Underestimated
V: Vin
W: Worrier
X: Xanax
Y: Young
Z: Zazie
- Mood:
accomplished
I'm going to have to go with the ocean on this one --- not just because I am currently in love with surfing --- but because I find being landlocked really claustrophobic. Plus, there's just something amazing about the ocean. I saw a dolphin a few weekends ago less than ten feet from where I was in the water. Pretty cool...
That being said, I'd have to say Northern California is a pretty amazing compromise on this subject... I can see the mountains from my window and the beach is less than three miles away. And Tahoe? Three hour drive.
I'm never moving. Ever.
This may have been the least sarcastic post I've ever written. I promise to work on that going forward.
That being said, I'd have to say Northern California is a pretty amazing compromise on this subject... I can see the mountains from my window and the beach is less than three miles away. And Tahoe? Three hour drive.
I'm never moving. Ever.
This may have been the least sarcastic post I've ever written. I promise to work on that going forward.
The iPhone.
Alternate answers: Krispy Kreme Donuts, Barack Obama, social media.
Alternate answers: Krispy Kreme Donuts, Barack Obama, social media.
